Escape from all the bullshit in life

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

me when I fucking drink water

(via r4dicalrebel)

Please, read till the end! I loved this story. So great. I laughed, I cried, I shit my pants. This needs to be shared. This is exactly what you need on the eve of Halloween

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blackqueerblog:

lol this is like the only time you want a white lady calling the cops

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steampoweredstrawberry:

(via thecommonchick)

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

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“ this guy would survive in movies
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girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get...